acannonpokemonurl:

fun lesbian fact #472: to become a lesbian, a woman must be bit by an alpha lesbian on a full moon. Contrary to popular belief if bitten any other time the woman would just turn into a bisexual.

(Source: memesforteens)

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brokendildo:

arekelly:

ARE THOSE DILDOS ON HIS FINGERS HELL NO GOODFUCKINGBYE

you’re worried about his dildo fingers and im trying to figure out who let this bitch wear high socks and flip flops

I was literally just talking about this porno  

brokendildo:

arekelly:

ARE THOSE DILDOS ON HIS FINGERS HELL NO GOODFUCKINGBYE

you’re worried about his dildo fingers and im trying to figure out who let this bitch wear high socks and flip flops

I was literally just talking about this porno  

(Source: spacious-bassist)

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virdjinn:

charliebronsons:

vampirevvekend:

EVERYONE LOOKS 2000 TIMES HOTTER IN A LEATHER JACKET ITS SCIENCE 

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pbbbfft, science. yeah right

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let me try. 

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pretty sure it’s not going to-

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what the fUCK 

no that’s

that

that can’t be right. let me just

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holY SHIT

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NO THAT’S

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WHY;W STHIS THIS

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nO

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jeSUS fUCKIGN CHIR;ST

2000 times hotter you say?

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well i mean i guess if its scientifically proven

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i-

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wait what

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"jacket made from 100% pl-"

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FUCKING PLEATHER

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historicaltimes:

Egyptian Pharaoh Tutankhamun riding a chariot leading soldiers into battle against the Nubians, c. 1323 BC.
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Nubians 

historicaltimes:

Egyptian Pharaoh Tutankhamun riding a chariot leading soldiers into battle against the Nubians, c. 1323 BC.

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Nubians 

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lost-in-pink:

Nothing turns on a girl more than good fight choreography.

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bible-jpg:

i just realised jesus faked his death for more followers

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ruf1oh-n1tram:

Remember that episode of courage the cowardly dog where a furry bunny runs away from abusive dog dude to be with her lesbian cat lover

because that is all you need to remember

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I take super hot showers because I like to practice burning in hell

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